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"Chatterbox"
by Invisigoth Gypsy (InvisigothGypsy@starmail.com)
http://members.xoom.com/IVGypsy/
7-6-98

Summary: Daria seeks advice from an Internet chat room and ends up having a
*very* interesting discussion...

A note on this story... the whole thing is written strictly as an Internet
chat transcript. Hopefully this won't be *too* confusing. Common Internet
chat symbols that some of you might not know:
A/S- age/sex
LOL- laughing out loud
OIC- oh I see (duh)
ppl- people
ROFLMAO- rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
NP- no problem





CREATE CHAT ROOM
ROOM NAME: SickSadWorld
ROOM TOPIC: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
ROOM HOST: DariaM

USER SexyBoy3 ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM

DariaM: Uh, hi.

SexyBoy3: Hello there. ;) A/S?

DariaM: 16/f.

SexyBoy3: My, my. I happen to be 16/m.

DariaM: Really.

SexyBoy3: Would you happen to know a Miss Daria Morgendorffer from Lawndale,
CA?

DariaM: Who the hell is this?

SexyBoy3: Fiesty!

DariaM: Real funny, Upchuck.

HOST DariaM HAS KICKED USER SexyBoy3 OUT OF THE CHAT ROOM

HOST DariaM IS NOW KNOWN AS MiseryChick

USER KewlDude ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM

MiseryChick: Hi. A/S?

KewlDude: Go to hell, loser.

USER KewlDude HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM

ROOM NAME IS NOW AdviceWanted

ROOM TOPIC IS NOW Seeking advice on life, or lack thereof

USER Jakob42 ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM

MiseryChick: Hi.

Jakob42: Hi. A/S?

MiseryChick: 16/f. U?

Jakob42: 21/m. What do you need adivce for?

MiseryChick: Everything. :\

Jakob42: LOL. Cool nickname.

MiseryChick: Thanks. Kind of a catchphrase for me. Where's yours from?

Jakob42: After Jakob Dylan. Wallflowers guy. People say I look like him.

MiseryChick: That's cool.

Jakob42: So you want to talk about what's bothering you? People say I'm a
good listener. :)

MiseryChick: Yeah I guess. Don't have anyone else to talk to. *sighs*
I'm just depressed right now is all. I don't have very many friends, and I'm
not very popular. Usually it doesn't bother me, but I'm feeling very down
about myself right now.

Jakob42: OIC. Why do you think it's bothering you now?

MiseryChick: I dunno. That's what I don't get. Nothing seems to be working
out for me right now.

Jakob42: Really? Like what?

MiseryChick: I don't get along with my family, my teachers can't stand me,
and the other ppl in my class are scared of me. LOL.

Jakob42: Awww. :( Do you have any friends you can talk to?

MiseryChick: Well I have a best friend, but that's about it. She's unpopular
too, but it never seems to bother her. I can't really talk to her about it.

Jakob42: Oh. I wish I could help you, but all I can really tell you is that
it will all pass eventually.

MiseryChick: Thanks. But... there's one other thing. I think this is what
bothers me the most.

Jakob42: What's that?

MiseryChick: Well I feel really weird telling a complete stranger this.

Jakob42: LOL. I know what you mean. But maybe you could use a new perspec-
tive.

MiseryChick: Maybe. Well there's this guy I really like. I've never felt
this way about anyone before, so I guess I'm pretty serious about it. But
he's older than I am, and I don't see why he'd care about me. Also, I don't
want to tell him because I'm afraid he wouldn't want to be friends anymore
if he found out that I like him.

Jakob42: Ohh. That's tough, I know. I have the same problem.

MiseryChick: Really?

Jakob42: Yeah. I'm really into this girl I know who hangs out with me and
my friend sometimes. She's younger than I am, but she's really cool, and...
I just like her more than I've ever liked anyone before.

MiseryChick: Why don't you tell her?

Jakob42: Same reason. I'm scared. I'm really pretty shy.

MiseryChick: Looks like we're both stuck then. LOL. You never know, though.
Maybe she likes you.

Jakob42: I wish. You should at least hint to this guy that you like him.
If he likes you back, he'll catch on. I mean, I'd love it if this girl would
say that she liked me. It would like make my life or something. :)

MiseryChick: Same here. You should tell her.

Jakob42: Well then.

MiseryChick: Well then.

Jakob42: roflmao

MiseryChick: Dang, I gotta go. Thanks for the advice.

Jakob42: NP. Hope things work out with your guy.

MiseryChick: Thanks. Good luck with that girl. Hey, you can have the room
if you want.

Jakob42: Sure.

Jakob42 IS NOW A HOST

MiseryChick: Bye.

HOST MiseryChick HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM

ROOM NAME IS NOW MystikSpiral

ROOM TOPIC IS NOW Guitars, sleeping, stuff

HOST Jakob42 IS NOW KNOWN AS TrentLane


The End