by Invisigoth Gypsy (InvisigothGypsy@starmail.com)
Summary: Daria seeks advice from an Internet chat room and ends up having a
*very* interesting discussion...
A note on this story... the whole thing is written strictly as an Internet
chat transcript. Hopefully this won't be *too* confusing. Common Internet
chat symbols that some of you might not know:
LOL- laughing out loud
OIC- oh I see (duh)
ROFLMAO- rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
NP- no problem
CREATE CHAT ROOM
ROOM NAME: SickSadWorld
ROOM TOPIC: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
ROOM HOST: DariaM
USER SexyBoy3 ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM
DariaM: Uh, hi.
SexyBoy3: Hello there. ;) A/S?
SexyBoy3: My, my. I happen to be 16/m.
SexyBoy3: Would you happen to know a Miss Daria Morgendorffer from Lawndale,
DariaM: Who the hell is this?
DariaM: Real funny, Upchuck.
HOST DariaM HAS KICKED USER SexyBoy3 OUT OF THE CHAT ROOM
HOST DariaM IS NOW KNOWN AS MiseryChick
USER KewlDude ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM
MiseryChick: Hi. A/S?
KewlDude: Go to hell, loser.
USER KewlDude HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM
ROOM NAME IS NOW AdviceWanted
ROOM TOPIC IS NOW Seeking advice on life, or lack thereof
USER Jakob42 ENTERS THE CHAT ROOM
Jakob42: Hi. A/S?
MiseryChick: 16/f. U?
Jakob42: 21/m. What do you need adivce for?
MiseryChick: Everything. :\
Jakob42: LOL. Cool nickname.
MiseryChick: Thanks. Kind of a catchphrase for me. Where's yours from?
Jakob42: After Jakob Dylan. Wallflowers guy. People say I look like him.
MiseryChick: That's cool.
Jakob42: So you want to talk about what's bothering you? People say I'm a
good listener. :)
MiseryChick: Yeah I guess. Don't have anyone else to talk to. *sighs*
I'm just depressed right now is all. I don't have very many friends, and I'm
not very popular. Usually it doesn't bother me, but I'm feeling very down
about myself right now.
Jakob42: OIC. Why do you think it's bothering you now?
MiseryChick: I dunno. That's what I don't get. Nothing seems to be working
out for me right now.
Jakob42: Really? Like what?
MiseryChick: I don't get along with my family, my teachers can't stand me,
and the other ppl in my class are scared of me. LOL.
Jakob42: Awww. :( Do you have any friends you can talk to?
MiseryChick: Well I have a best friend, but that's about it. She's unpopular
too, but it never seems to bother her. I can't really talk to her about it.
Jakob42: Oh. I wish I could help you, but all I can really tell you is that
it will all pass eventually.
MiseryChick: Thanks. But... there's one other thing. I think this is what
bothers me the most.
Jakob42: What's that?
MiseryChick: Well I feel really weird telling a complete stranger this.
Jakob42: LOL. I know what you mean. But maybe you could use a new perspec-
MiseryChick: Maybe. Well there's this guy I really like. I've never felt
this way about anyone before, so I guess I'm pretty serious about it. But
he's older than I am, and I don't see why he'd care about me. Also, I don't
want to tell him because I'm afraid he wouldn't want to be friends anymore
if he found out that I like him.
Jakob42: Ohh. That's tough, I know. I have the same problem.
Jakob42: Yeah. I'm really into this girl I know who hangs out with me and
my friend sometimes. She's younger than I am, but she's really cool, and...
I just like her more than I've ever liked anyone before.
MiseryChick: Why don't you tell her?
Jakob42: Same reason. I'm scared. I'm really pretty shy.
MiseryChick: Looks like we're both stuck then. LOL. You never know, though.
Maybe she likes you.
Jakob42: I wish. You should at least hint to this guy that you like him.
If he likes you back, he'll catch on. I mean, I'd love it if this girl would
say that she liked me. It would like make my life or something. :)
MiseryChick: Same here. You should tell her.
Jakob42: Well then.
MiseryChick: Well then.
MiseryChick: Dang, I gotta go. Thanks for the advice.
Jakob42: NP. Hope things work out with your guy.
MiseryChick: Thanks. Good luck with that girl. Hey, you can have the room
if you want.
Jakob42 IS NOW A HOST
HOST MiseryChick HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM
ROOM NAME IS NOW MystikSpiral
ROOM TOPIC IS NOW Guitars, sleeping, stuff
HOST Jakob42 IS NOW KNOWN AS TrentLane