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The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Not in my Back Hoe" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "Not in my Back Hoe"
DALE: I am the hoe-master! Hear me hoe! DALE: Hank, you were right about it being complicated but wrong to make me want to try it so badly. HANK: No, that's a straight pipe. I'm looking for an L pipe.
LUANNE: ...And then my professor said to me that I have the greatest potential of any Junior College student he's ever seen. And then he asked me to dinner so we could talk about it some more! And drinks!
PEGGY: What are you smiling about?
HAL: You can just use a metal detector to trace the pipes back to your tank.
BOOMHAUER: Man, this is dang ol' pathetic, man... I got better things to do... talkin' 'bout ol' Jenny-Cam, man... she should be gettin' in the shower right about now. DALE: You said you'd be back in a minute. We waited a minute. Then we waited another.
DALE (into a tape recorder): 10:15, Hank picks up Hal.
HANK: You sure you never worked in propane?
DALE: You're lucky you're in the army. You've got a tracking device in your teeth. They'll find you. PEGGY: It is spa-Peggy and meatballs night! HANK: So, uh, got any big dates?
DALE: An exterminator in a pet cemetary! I have many enemies here. HANK: I'm gonna miss that crazy bastard. DALE: We invested all that time, and effort maybe, in Hank, and he has forsaken us!
BOBBY (shining Hank's shoes): How's the market been treating you, sir? I took a pretty heavy hit today. I got worries. KAHN: They missing? Hey, Minh, two down, two to go! HANK: You guys are something Hal'll never be: My neighbors.
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