"What is it with you beautiful Asian girls and that stupid redneck boy?"
The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do"
Quotes from "Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do"
Written by Tom Saunders & Kell Cahoon
DALE: Society's going to hell in a handbasket. I blame the media-blamers.
JOSEPH: Dude, you wanna be my partner for the science fair? I found a dead bird in my backyard we could probably do something with.
JOSEPH: Tell her I've always been into her, and that I always stare at her, not because I'm creepy, but because I'm deep.
CONNIE: That's my cousin Tid Pao from L.A. She's sleeping in my room.
BOBBY: "Catch you later" is still a cool phrase, isn't it? I mean, have you ever used it?
TEACHER: We have a new student, Tid Pao. Now, I know there are a number of ways we could make fun of her name, like Kung Pow, or I suppose Tid Poo, so let's have none of that.
CONNIE: Her grades are slipping! That's right! Sl-IPPING!
LUANNE: You know what's exciting? That place where you bet on which chicken is madder.
BOBBY: Man, I'm just keepin' it real, dawg. Heh-heh. You'd never make it in L.A.
HANK: And stay away from that Tid Pao. Don't think I can't tell the difference between her and Connie, because I can!
KAHN: I swear to your father I keep you out of trouble, and now you get mixed up with Bobby Hill! What is it with you beautiful Asian girls and that stupid redneck boy? Why so self-destructive? Low self-esteem?
ANNOUNCER: Leave your calendars open, cockpit biplane fans, because tomorrow is the dedication of Arlen Airfield's new windsock!
BOBBY: What are you making?
HANK: I can understand wanting propane so bad you could steal it, but to actually go through with it...
BOBBY: I'll meet you here before the science fair -- I mean, the science fizz-air.
JOSEPH: Check out this machine we made! It picks up radio signals!
TID PAO: You are one dumb-ass pig farmer!
CONNIE: Bobby, you're not making candy! Didn't you watch that MTV special with Andy Dick?
You're making -- meth amphetamine! You know, crystal meth? Ice? Crank?
BOBBY: No, you can't, it's too sweet, you'll get diahrrea, I sneezed in it!
CONNIE: It was an accident. Prove it wasn't, yo!