The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Take Me Out of the Ball Game"
Quotes from "Take Me Out of the Ball Game"
THATHERTON: Allow me to introduce the newest dispatcher at Thatherton Fuels, Mrs. Rita Bevaqua.
DOOLEY: You guys are a couple.
BILL: I wish you could coach my army softball team. We don't have any good leaders. That's classified.
COACH: Like I tell my gym class, girls can't play sports.
LUANNE: And not one of my beauty school credits has transferred to junior college. It turns out you have to get at least a C.
BOBBY: Don't buy inferior Arrow Girl cookies! What are they offering? Oatmeal? That's for breakfast. Mint? What are you, sixty? Dog poop? What kind of flavor is that for a cookie? Oh, my mistake, that's their peanut butter.
MR. STRICKLAND: Did I hear you right? Did you say you want to replace our catcher Enrique with this little filly?
HANK: Let's walk this next batter, set up the double play.
HANK: Everybody wants to be a superstar now. Nobody wants to be a team player. You know, when the Coach wanted Mickey Mantle to take the pitch, and he wasn't too hung over to see the sign, he took the pitch, I tell you what.
PEGGY: I can't find the plate any more. Without my pitching, what am I? Just another four-eyed Boggle champion.
KAHN: Oh my God, you killed my Minh! Ha, not really. But you really do suck, Peggy Hill.
HANK: We're playing Thatherton's team today, Luanne. Be careful, he'll use every trick in the book to mess with the catcher, including the use of off-color language.
PEGGY: I think I can safely say, "the pitch is back!" (laughs) Oh, Peggy!
BOBBY: Who's ready to take the cookie challenge? On the left, Bobby's cookies, fresh and buttery. And on the right, Arrow Girl cookies, foul and musty.
CONNIE: My boyfriend is a cookie genius!
BOOMHAUER: Hey man, you don't think you could help me get some of them Ranger tickets, man? Nope? Strike one!
PEGGY: We both know Kurt Bevaqua corks his bat. He always has and he always will.