The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "What Makes Bobby Run?"
Quotes from "What Makes Bobby Run?"
CONNIE: The PTA says we can't do the eighth-grade poll this year.
HANK: You're going out for the Longhorn? So you're not prancing around the garage. You're training.
BOBBY: That dang Mike Soto! Where does he find the time? But I'll give him this: he is flexible.
BOBBY: "McMaynerbury Whoopin'?" That's like, "whoop, whoop, whoop," right?
BOBBY: Maybe McMaynerbury will take an early lead and hold it for the rest of the game.
BOBBY: McMaynerbury's gonna kill me. I'm a lover, not a -- I'm not even a lover!
HANK (as Bobby runs away): This is some kind of comedy bit. He's gonna turn around any second. Maybe he's just going to the car to get a... He's gone.
DALE: State your purpose.
DALE: That middle school is impregnable. Cannot be pregnated. Except by me. But I don't come cheap.
PEGGY: It just seems like every time that Julia Roberts is on TV, it is just to yap about her movie.
HANK: Don't let them tease you too much. Remember, you're the mascot, not the placekicker.
DALE: There's four kids in there, and tough ones too.
DUB TAYLOR: Hey, you're Peggy Platter from West Arlen High. West Arlen sucks!
HANK: He's probably camped out in the bushes. No, that takes guts. He probably spent the night at Denny's.
BOBBY: Bobby Hill-o got the 'dillo!
HANK: Bobby just started a new tradition. Now we have the McMaynerbury Whoopin' and the Belton Beating. What a great time to be a Longhorn.