The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Peggy the Boggle Champ"
Quotes from "Peggy the Boggle Champ"
Written by Jonathan Aibel & Glenn Berger
Directed by Chuck Sheetz
DALE: I hate to see Nancy cooped up all Sunday playing that Boggle. It's a beautiful day. She ought to be outside hanging my laundry.
LUANNE: Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know could fill a dictionary.
NANCY: The Elks are having a Boggle tournament to raise their treasurer's bail money.
PEGGY: Boggle is nothing like cow bingo, Hank. Boggle is a game of wits. Cow bingo is a game of strategy.
DALE: Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good. I guess that's why they
call her your "better half."
HANK: I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.
BOOMHAUER: Check it out, man...Talk about a road trip...Up at that Big D...motel, man...Talk about THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS, EDGERS AND CLIPPERS! BE THERE!...man, it's gonna be fun.
HANK: Come on, Peggy, we've got to get to Dallas before the gangs wake up.
LUANNE: Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy? I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep and then write a paper on it.
BOBBY: Luanne, that movie's got bad words and adult situations.
PEGGY: It's okay, Hank. Valet parking is included in the price of the
CHUCK MANGIONE: So take it from me, Chuck Mangione. Unplugging the iron feels so good! Can you dig it?
HANK: Peggy married me! I didn't marry her!
BURNETT: The Duke himself, John Wayne, was really named Marion.
PEGGY: I have dreamt of this moment ever since I was ages 8 and up.
PEGGY: You can't leave now! You are my coach! I need you! You of
all people should understand. I am at state! This is my moment.
When I close my eyes, I see myself in the winner's circle and you
are right there next to me. My coach! My man! And we drive back
to Arlen with that big-ass boggle trophy mounted on the hood of
your old truck like some beautiful gold-plated, bare-breasted
Rolls Royce angel!
PEGGY: I am so stupid.
HANK: Hey, you know, Coach used to say something that would fire us up
when we were behind.
DALE: Two days ago, you were like a little boy, all excited about the mower show. Now you're this strange man holding a purse. Which is it, Hank? Are you some kind of man? Or are you a little boy?
BOBBY: Are you sure you can get that ring out? Look, I can't afford any more screw-ups. I just spent my last dollar on deodorizing carpet sealing.
BOOMHAUER (on the virtual-reality mower): Aaaagh! I ain't got no fingers!
PEGGY: Sad. Abandon. Abandons. Bad. Man.
CISSY: "Ain't?" Haw, haw, haw! That's not a word!