The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Arlen City Bomber"
Quotes from "Arlen City Bomber"
LUCKY: If I'd never gotten an advance on my credit card, I never would've gone to the Costco to buy a 78-inch TV, never would've slipped in pee-pee, never would've got my settlement money. Scary to think about the road not travelled, huh?
PEGGY: I will take care of it, Hank. Luanne scares easily. That plays into my strengths.
BOBBY: What are you doing?
DALE: Credit cards are a last resort after cash, check, plasma, urine, and alien urine. Sure, there's bone marrow, but that is more prudently used as a retirement vehicle, or so says Lou Dobbs.
PEGGY: Do you have size 16 skates?
HANK: Luanne?! Peggy?!
PEGGY: By putting on these skates, I am putting Luanne on solid footing. After playing the Maulers next week, she'll have enough to pay down her credit card debt. After taking on the Destroyers, she will catch up on her car payments. And after beating the tar out of those Poisonettes, she will make a deposit into an interest-bearing account.
BILL (watching Gretta): That woman is perfect. She's beautiful and could be a father figure.
LUCKY: See, your blockers stop the other team's jammers. The pivots can block, jam, or counter-jam. Only the pivot or jammer can score.
LUANNE: This is the smallest check for $500 that I have ever gotten.
HANK: Shall we celebrate now and buy a piece of patio furniture, or wait and get the whole grouping at the end of the month?
PEGGY: It all seemed so easy in my head. Everybody would be everybody else's boss. How could that not have worked?
PEGGY: Hank, I've gotta go fix everything.
LUCKY: So here's my plan: I climb this fence and get you a chip.
PEGGY: Okay, we can do this. It's only one hour, three times a week, indefinitely. It's just like riding a bicycle that you hate.