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BOOSTER: You seen the horns on the end-zone Longhorn lately? They ain't as pointy as they used to be. Thing looks like a got-dang cow!
ANNOUNCER: Up next: "History's Mysteries, with Nazi Hidden Gold," followed by "Building the Nazi War Machine" and "Nazis of the Desert, Nazis of the Sea."
PEGGY: Walk away from the redneck. Walk away from the redneck. Oh, no. HANK: Friday night, the big test: season opener against Rushford.
PEGGY: Luanne, you have a weakness for a certain type of man. You are drawn magnetically back to the trailer, back to the sticky ooze you escaped from. DALE: So he likes to sleep, does he? I can give him sleep in so many ways. HANK: We're all pretty experienced when it comes to maintaining our own lawns. We just have to treat this field like it's a really big lawn.
BILL: I feel like I'm cheating on my lawn. BILL: If this field could talk, I bet it would say "Thanks for watering me, Bill. I was very thirsty. So, handsome, got any plans Friday night?" LUANNE: Y'all shut up! This truck is beautiful. I call it "Pretty-pretty truck-truck." LUCKY: I can't race and I don't have to work. What am I gonna do with myself?
DALE: Hurray for Smitty, or should I say "The Wizard of Sod!" HANK: Yep.
BOOSTER: Smitty, I've never seen a kicker shank so many field goals! How do you do it?
LUANNE: Lucky, I took off work early today. Aren't you gonna honk me a kiss? LUANNE: Aunt Peggy, Lucky says if we were both in lockup, I could probably take you. But I don't want to do that, because we're family. SMITTY: For Denton, I'm thinking water and sticky tape. They ain't gonna see that comin'. The Wizard has spoken! DALE: Hank, this is hard. And Bill's not carrying my share of the load. HANK: Too much nitrate will fry the roots. The whole field will die.
NANCY: Looks like fine weather Friday night for Arlen's big victory, and then it's off to State. Here's hoping. Death to Denton, sugs!
HANK: Bobby, looks like I'm free this Friday if you want to see that Hilary Duff movie.
HANK: Lucky just earned himself a booster jacket. Even if he does cut the arms off.
SMITTY: Now I can finally go to that place... what's it called? The flat one. Oh, I can't wait.
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