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BOOMHAUER: Yeah, man, I tell you what, man, I seen a rake...in the Smithsonian, man, next to Lincoln's hat and Archie's chair, man...in the dang ol' Caveman section.
DALE: My Joseph better not be sterile -- I need my seed to live on. Certain plans of mine require additional Gribbles. DALE: That noise has been giving Nancy headaches all week, then yesterday her back broke out in scratch marks. HANK: Okay, you're joking. Well, I've got a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza. BOBBY: Please, Dad, can we please pay paintball?
LUANNE: Wow, this is a really good Xerox of you. HANK: I am a finely tuned ex-high school athlete. I spent four years holding guys like you upside down over toilets.
HANK: All right, men, let's paint some ass! HANK: This is no time to go easy on these punks. That's the mistake their parents made. BILL: Who wants a cold one? You want a cold one? I've got some cold ones here, they're cold. BILL: Some friends you are! When my wife left me 'cause I was lazy and dependent, did any of you find me a new one? No! BOBBY: He's so cool. He told me I could be the Stubborn Stains's groupie.
PEGGY: Have you forgotten who you are? You are Hank freakin' Hill! The man who won the Texas Propane Association's Blue Flame of Valor award! The man who drove raccoon after raccoon out of our attic, armed only with a broom-handle and a pillowcase! And the man whose sperm struggled through that tiny urethra God cursed you with to create our wonderful son! BOBBY: Dad! The raccoons are back! DALE: Rematch? I thought we agreed never to discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the fun center. POPS: Don't try to figure 'em out. They can't be figured. Just shake your fist at 'em like this! (The defining characteristics of teenagers, as observed by Hank and his friends):
LUANNE: Buckley, I'm going to Cane's concert as his special guest, not his girlfriend.
HANK: You were right, Bill, teenagers are cruel. They'll pick on the slowest, heaviest -- well, the important thing is you were right, Bill. CANE: Three down, and -- (long pause) -- one to go. HANK: I think you're gonna enjoy the world of acoustics. CANE (seeing a burning paper bag): Good Lord! That could start a fire! POPS: What's he doing now?
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