The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Cheer Factor"
Quotes from "Cheer Factor"
ANNOUNCER: And Joseph Gribble is sacked for another loss.
ANNOUNCER: And that's the ballgame. The Longhorns lose their fourth straight. Principal Moss -- who drives a black Altima usually parked in front of the school -- thanks you for attending.
PEGGY (looking through her old yearbook): I really did stay sweet.
JO RITA: The cheerleading squad doesn't get trophies for how good the football team does. We get them for motion and dance, basket tosses, jumps and attitude.
CONNIE: Your mom's a cheerleader?
CONNIE: It's amazing! I put on this outfit and it's like I'm -- what's the opposite of invisible? I've never had to know.
JO RITA: The last thing our cheerleaders need is to be distracted by the game.
PRINCIPAL MOSS: Sorry I'm late. It took longer than I thought to wipe the eggs off my car.
PRINCIPAL MOSS: I can't have bored students at an assembly. It's just asking for trouble. I'm gonna cue the band.
PEGGY: I have learned something today: people like violence. From now on, we will demoralize the other team by systematically mock-xicuting their mascots.
TEACHER: No hats in the lunchroom, Dooley. Take it off.
PEGGY: Ladies, we have a problem. Knife play is just not enough anymore. Ideas? Yellow jacket, go!
PEGGY: Jo Rita, who's next?
PAT: ...And after the game, somebody called me "Pat" in the parking lot. It is my name, but he had no way of knowing that!
PEGGY: You were all behind me when it was the Cougars and the Bears and the Mudhawks! It would have been disrespectful of me not to bludgeon the Irishmen!
PRINCIPAL MOSS: You can keep on teaching Spanish, but we have to keep an eye on you in case you decide to go after them too.
EMILY: Sorry, Mrs. Hill, Principal Moss gave me strict orders not to let you into the game.
JO RITA: Connie, get down here or you can say goodbye to the uniform and a guaranteed seven candid photos in the school yearbook!