"Bobby's only thirteen, but Ladybird is thirteen."

The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Hank's Choice"

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Quotes from "Hank's Choice"
Written by Jon Vitti
Directed by Kyounghee Lim & Boohwan Lim

PEGGY: You know, it frightens me to think that we've raised Bobby for twelve years without the Internet. Parents without the Internet should have their children taken away.

PEGGY: Look, if you want a dog inside the house, it says right here that there are several hypoallergenic breeds of dog, such as poodles or hairless.
HANK: A poodle? Why not just go all the way and get me a cat and a sex-change operation?

HANK: Although we move you into Barkingham Palace today, we will always leave a doggie-door open into our hearts. And we hope we have made your home as wonderful as you have made ours these past thirteen years.

DALE: Push her in! We all came to see the opening of a doghouse!

HANK: What I was thinking was, Bobby could live in the doghouse. Yeah, that'll work. Bobby's only thirteen; it'll be fun for him. But Ladybird is thirteen. She doesn't have much time left, and she's set in her ways.

CONNIE: I stole a bottle of Chianti from my dad. I poured out the wine so we can put a candle in it.

MINH: Hey, Peggy Hill, Connie want to have your Bobby over to play. You had him fixed, right?
PEGGY: Well, I am glad you find my son's sickness so amusing. If he were living in a plastic bubble, I would be having lunch with Elton John. But because he is living in a doghouse -- ha, ha, ha! Big laugh! Well, you know what would be really funny? You know what would be really funny, huh? If Connie broke her leg!

HANK: You'll have to walk her when it's time to go. She won't go in her own yard.
BILL: I'm the same way.

BOOMHAUER: You want another beer, man?
HANK: I don't want to associate beer with this kind of pain.


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