The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Man Without a Country Club"
Quotes from "Man Without a Country Club"
KAHN: The fourth hole. Signature hole at Nine Rivers. From the tee, a deep ravine separates the golfer from a two-tiered zoscia grass green. The green is jealously guarded from behind by native marsh lands, and in front by bunkers which encircle it like a string of rare pearls. No wonder this 175-yard masterpiece can become either a portrait of frustration or one of unequalled joy. -- Dream over, rednecks! Time to return to putt-putt nightmare!
MINH: Nine Rivers turn us down six times already. Last time they send rejection letter, we not even mail in application.
DALE: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.
TED: Looks like Nine Rivers has finally found its white guy.
DALE: If I'm gonna play at a fancy-smancy club like Nine Rivers, I better go sew a pom-pom to the top of my hat.
TED (in Chinese, subtitled): "This is Hank Hill. He's white. He'll make a fine addition to the club."
HANK: Pinch me, Mr. Ho.
HANK: I don't really know anyone here.
PEGGY: All right, Hank, what I'm about to say is not politically correct, but here goes. This whole thing seems odd.
TED: If I had a daughter, this is where she would marry your son.
PEGGY: Hank, I'm not sure, but I think we are gods to them.
TED: Hank, I will admit I first asked you to join because you are white. Now I'm asking you to join because you are you. My friend.
HANK: I'm sorry, Kahn, but I couldn't stay there. I just didn't feel comfortable. That's why I left Jeans West, that's why I don't bowl on Tuesday nights, and... oh, forget it. You wouldn't understand.
MINH: Breathe in the tranquility. Breathe out the frustration. You're in a better place than Nine Rivers.
KAHN: "Rainey Street Country Club?"