The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "I'm With Cupid"
Quotes from "I'm With Cupid"
JOSEPH: Today's the Valentine's Day flower sale. If a girl likes you, she buys you a carnation. It's just a scam perpetrated by the floral-industrial complex. Right, Dad?
(Dooley sees Joseph pinning a flower back on Bobby's shirt)
BILL: Don't feel sorry for me. Being alone isn't all bad. You don't have to dress to impress. That eats up a lot of time, which I fill with sleeping, because being awake is too depressing.
BOBBY: I don't think those girls were playing a trick on me. I mean, they were giggling a lot, but that's because I'm funny, right?
(Bobby and Bill watch a videotape of Bill's wedding.)
PEGGY: The only thing you need to know about Bill Dauterive is to stay away from him. Everything that man touches turns to... Bill.
BOBBY: I can't believe I let Connie get away. If she would just love me again, I would build her a beautiful cage and never let her out.
CONNIE: Would you be willing to sign a petition to change our school's name from "Tom Landry Middle School" to "Tom Landry Learning Space?"
CONNIE: We're just friends.
BOBBY: Connie, don't hang up on me! I've got your favorite chocolates right here! Assorted! The ones you love so much! Why can't you love me the way you love these assorted chocolates? (He spreads chocolate on his chest in the shape of a heart) I'm sweet on you, Connie! Connie, I'm your little candyman!
DOOLEY: You shot her in the eye.
PEGGY: Teach him, Hank. Teach him how to pitch woo.
BOOMHAUER: Hey, no worries, li'l B, gonna get you back on track... talkin' 'bout secrets, dad-gum strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
BOOMHAUER: Dad-gum take a solemn oath, man. "Talkin' 'bout li'l B..."
PEGGY: We should have given Bobby a pager. He might have become a drug dealer, but at least we would always know where he is.
CUSTOMER: It doesn't fit.
BOBBY: This is your big secret? You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?
BOBBY: Are you laughing at me, or... oh, who cares, I'll take it.