"It's about a man and his dog dancing together."

The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Dances With Dogs"

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Quotes from "Dances With Dogs"
Written by Norm Hiscock
Directed by Anthony Lioi

HANK: Nothing tastes sweeter than self-discipline.

BOBBY: It's called "Musical Canine Freestyle."
HANK: Liar.
BOBBY: No, it's a real thing. They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada.
HANK: They're supposed to be our allies!

HANK: No more dancing or any other Canadian tricks.

BOOMHAUER: Talkin' 'bout man's best friend, man, can't dress her up like a little ol' lace poodle, man, it's a dog, a dang ol' dog, man, talkin' 'bout dignity, man... no dignity.

KAHN: So you want to dance with my dog. But what's in it for the big dog: me, Kahn? How about you pick up Doggie's poo from my yard? That way, child prodigy Connie get to study more, poo-picking hillbilly get to dance with dog. Universe in harmony.

HANK: You're dancing with the neighbor's dog against me and Ladybird?
BOBBY: Well, what was I supposed to do? Not dance with a dog? And anyway, you said Ladybird was too old to dance. If you've pumped her full of pain pills, I'll have you both disqualified.
HANK: What do you care? It looks like you'll dance with any dog that'll have you.
BOBBY: Oh, he's not just any dog. This little fellow may poo like a buffalo, but he dances like Britney Spears.

BOBBY: You're scared, old man! You're scared of my moves!

PEGGY: Hank, this is all very simple. You both want to dance with dogs. Right. You each have a dog you can dance with. You take your dog to the garage. You dance with her there. Bobby gets to dance with his dog in his bedroom. Everybody gets to dance with a dog. Everybody wins.

HANK: Fine, go home to Bobby and the neighbor's dog. While you're at it, why don't you just move in with Kahn and Minh? You can eat rice every day and never celebrate Christmas.

HANK: Boy, these dogs are dressed to the nines. Like they were going to dance at the White House. Don't worry, Ladybird, we're gonna win this thing. It's not just about pageantry, it's about a man and his dog dancing together. That's what the people came to see and that's what we're gonna give 'em.

DON: We are witnessing a dream. I hope I never wake up and this dream lasts forever. A boy, a dog, a dance.

DALE: Boy, the alley's dead today.

SKETCH RANDALL: I wish everyone who denies the pure athleticism of dog dancing could see what I'm seeing right now.


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