The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Death and Texas"
Quotes from "Death and Texas"
PEGGY: Listen to this, it's from an old student of mine. He's on Death Row. "...and as I raise my hand for possibly my final question, I hope that Ms. Peggy Hill will call on me one more time, because she is the person who has had the most positive impact on my life. Sincerely, Wesley Martin Archer."
BILL: You can't rein Peggy in. Peggy's like a wild mare. She needs to run free, her chestnut mane blowing in the wind, flanks glistening with sweat. I'll stop now.
DALE: Executioning. For us exterminators, that's the major league. The show.
PEGGY: Who'd you kill?
WES: How do you say "Peggy Hill is the smartest, most talented woman on earth" in Spanish?
DALE: My word is my bond, sir, due to the fact that the state wouldn't bond me.
DALE: Where's Old Sparky?
HANK: Sorry, Bobby, but I guess we're just gonna have to murder somebody if we want your mom's attention.
WES: They're all as dumb as a bag of dirt. That's why they hate Boggle.
WES: Jeanette will get you some more timer sand.
WES: How stupid can you be? I never had you for a teacher. I grew up in Arkansas. I'm almost 40, for Cripe's sakes! I wrote every teacher in the Arlen yearbook and you were the only sap dumb enough to answer.
BOBBY: My Sloppy Joe is all Sloppy and no Joe.
PEGGY: Hank, I've been smuggling cocaine in to Wes.
HANK (on the phone, to Wes): No, your ass is mine, because we've got a plan. Sure we do! It's a terrific plan. We discarded two perfectly good plans when we came up with this great one. (Hangs up)
HANK: Peggy, I... how are you fixed for quarters? No, that's not what I meant to say. Look, you said the other day you've never had a positive impact on anybody's life. Well, I want you to know that you have. I'd hate to think where Bobby, Luanne and I would be without you.
PEGGY: I never saw that man before in my life!... And, uh, what I mean by that is, I did not bring him cocaine.
HANK: So I guess it's this convict's word against my wife's. Now, let's see, who can we trust? Peggy, have you ever decapitated anyone?