Home | GeocitiesSites | Internet Directory | Internet Publishing | Do It Yourself Legal | Professional Field Services, LLC |
The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"
HANK: I think my wife -- I think -- might be dead. I'll be right back. PEGGY: I have had a near-death experience. Most people never get that, except when it's right next to their death experience, and then they can't appreciate it. PEGGY: Your mother is one of only sixteen people who have survived parachutes not opening. Now, sixteen is just my estimate. I'll double-check my numbers later. COTTON: Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that! COTTON (to the baby): You're a handsome little soldier. You wanna kill a Nazzy? A Nazzy Nazzy-squazzy? COTTON: I'm calling him Hank. Always wanted a boy named Hank.
HANK: Dad, this isn't right. If you call him Good Hank, it makes it sound like I'm Bad Hank.
COTTON: What the --? The boy's leakin' out of his chest!
HANK: Maybe it would do us all some good if you got away for a while. How would you like a few days at the Motel Arlen? My treat.
MINH: Cast make you look good, Peggy Hill. Like mummy in museum, but with attitude. Mummy for the '90s!
PEGGY: I thought I'd be spending more time doing some hands-on baby care. I guess that was just a little unrealistic, huh?
PEGGY: I was once one of the finest mothers in all of Texas, and now I can't even wipe a baby. And I have to watch those two, Cotton and Stupid, with their beautiful new baby that they don't even want! BOBBY: I am a twelve year-old boy! I am this child's nephew! I cannot do this. I cannot do this! If anyone makes any dinner, I'll eat it, but that's it. All I'll do is eat! (Peggy rocks the baby to sleep with her toe)
Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page
|