The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"
Quotes from "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"
HANK: I think my wife -- I think -- might be dead. I'll be right back.
PEGGY: I have had a near-death experience. Most people never get that, except when it's right next to their death experience, and then they can't appreciate it.
PEGGY: Your mother is one of only sixteen people who have survived parachutes not opening. Now, sixteen is just my estimate. I'll double-check my numbers later.
COTTON: Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that!
COTTON (to the baby): You're a handsome little soldier. You wanna kill a Nazzy? A Nazzy Nazzy-squazzy?
COTTON: I'm calling him Hank. Always wanted a boy named Hank.
HANK: Dad, this isn't right. If you call him Good Hank, it makes it sound like I'm Bad Hank.
COTTON: What the --? The boy's leakin' out of his chest!
HANK: Maybe it would do us all some good if you got away for a while. How would you like a few days at the Motel Arlen? My treat.
MINH: Cast make you look good, Peggy Hill. Like mummy in museum, but with attitude. Mummy for the '90s!
PEGGY: I thought I'd be spending more time doing some hands-on baby care. I guess that was just a little unrealistic, huh?
PEGGY: I was once one of the finest mothers in all of Texas, and now I can't even wipe a baby. And I have to watch those two, Cotton and Stupid, with their beautiful new baby that they don't even want!
BOBBY: I am a twelve year-old boy! I am this child's nephew! I cannot do this. I cannot do this! If anyone makes any dinner, I'll eat it, but that's it. All I'll do is eat!
(Peggy rocks the baby to sleep with her toe)