The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "A Beer Can Named Desire"
Quotes from "A Beer Can Named Desire"
HANK: I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire.
HANK: Let's say it is your beer. How old are you?
PEGGY: Hank, if you are willing to give up a sure thing and go for the million, well, honey, you've got more frijoles than any man I've ever known.
DALE: How 'bout I come with? I've always wanted to eat fried dough in the most corrupt city on earth.
HANK: He's speaking some kind of French.
PEGGY: Bill, I had no idea you spoke Cajun. Perhaps that's because I try not to ask you questions.
ROSE: I am Rose, the youngest.
HANK: You sort of snuck up on me there.
ESMAY: The Dauterive blood is down to a trickle. My two sons and my son-in-law, Girac, Rene and Emeril, died of arterial sclerosis in their twenties, leaving three desperate, childless widows to wander this house. They are strings on a heart stretched far too taut, and if they are not strummed soon... well... they really need to be strummed.
(Bill plays the accordion)
GILBERT: This muggy November weather gives me the horribles.
HANK: So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?
PEGGY: Bill, listen to me. Two of those women are the widows of the dead Dauterive sons. They are only related by marriage, so they are in play. But one of them is your flesh-and-blood cousin. She is your ticket to hell.
BOBBY: I need a window seat, because this flower is wilting.
GILBERT: Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go.
HANK: Mr. Meredith, I have admired you from your playing days to Monday Night Football to your iced tea commercials.
GILBERT (in Bill's room): Your cousin is Violetta.
BOBBY: I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffe.
ESMAY: Tell me this: were you here to till the soil and nurture the vine, or were you just playing in the garden?
DON MEREDITH: Damned if I didn't want to come through for you, Hank. I'm sorry I let you down. But you'll be a lot happier if you let this one go.
PEGGY: Nice weekend, Bill?