The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Dog Dale Afternoon"
Quotes from "Dog Dale Afternoon"
HANK: You're not touching my mower ever again. You left it out in the street where any weirdo could just brush up against it.
DALE: Say hello to the Allegro X9J, code name "Redeemer" at the Mason mower skunkworks in Sidemount Hood. 73 decibels of twin-barrel four-stroke war cry, all at a price I can't really afford.
DALE: That is a water-tight seal. I can mow my lawn in a hurricane. Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?
DALE: I know what you're here for.
DALE: Look at the date on that paper. That's tomorrow's newspaper. Who would have access to a newspaper from the future, you might ask? The paperboy.
BILL: The joke's always been on me. All my life, people were always playing jokes on me. And no wonder! It's fun! (laughs) This isn't some elaborate joke on me, is it?
DALE: I'd like to live in your fairy-tale world, Hank, but the Fair Play For Cuba Committee is retro-fitting my mower to power Fidel's one-man escape sub.
NANCY: I don't know why you'd want to fool Dale like that. I mean, it's not hard, if you're someone he trusts. But hey, whatever turns you on, is what I always say.
GUN CLUB MEMBER # 1: The police aren't trained for this. Let's go, gun club.
BOOMHAUER: Hey, yo, Dale, what you doin' up there, man... talkin' 'bout goin' crazy, man... come on down, man...
DALE: One shot on the way down eliminates the Gribble problem. Then the Cuban robot soldiers have only Steve Wynn standing between them and Wichita.
DALE: You know, you used to be on my list of trustables, and it was a very short list. I wasn't even on it. But now, I just don't know. I guess you're not my friend.
DALE: If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because he'll put me down clean.
DALE: I'll never forget you, Hank. I will bury you in my backyard. I'll dedicate my life to propane. And don't you worry about Peggy -- I'll keep Bill away from her.