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Life in a northern town..." The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Wings of the Dope" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "Wings of the Dope"
LUANNE: I won't let you down, Miss Kremzer.
HANK: Bill, remember when we got you to brush your teeth by saying you didn't know how? LUANNE: I just had a test last semester, and now I have to take another test! It's not fair! How often in real life are you tested? HANK: Kahn, me and the guys were just thinking --
MISS KREMZER: Very good, Sharona. If this hair weren't attached to a horse's rear end, I'd swear it was Cher's. LUANNE: Who are you? What are you doin'? (sees who it is) What???
LUANNE: You are an angel! Unless you're just a hallucinogen of my mind. If you're really Buckley's Angel, then tell me something only the real Buckley would know.
PEGGY: Luanne, you look positively radiant this morning. You're not pregnant, are you? LUANNE: I have an announcement to make. Last night I had a religious experience.
PEGGY: She is giving me the heebiest of jeebies.
HANK: I can't believe I didn't think of this before. It's like she has a boyfriend I never have to meet. SHARONA: You're going to fail the test and flunk out of beauty school and wind up selling pretzels at the mall, and we'll all be famous hairdressers on the third floor of the mall working on people's hair who eat pretzels at the pretzel place. HANK (reading Bill's letter to Buckley's Angel): "Dear Buckley's Angel, find me a woman, any woman. Love, Bill F. De La T. Dauterive."
DALE: It's a sign. We've been playing God with Buckley's trampoline, and now God is playing God with us, and he's a lot better at it. BOOMHAUER: I don't know, man, I been havin' trouble with my dang ol' crankshaft...Buckley's Angel, walk up and just touch the hood, just touch it, my Dodge is healed, man...yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, man. MINH: This about Buckley's Angel, huh, Peggy Hill?
LUANNE: Maybe I should drop out of beauty school, Aunt Peggy. LUANNE: I don't know why you didn't come, Buckley's Angel. If this is some kind of test, I'll have to take a make-up test, because I have a makeup and a hair test this morning. BUCKLEY: You're gonna fail the test.
BUCKLEY (as Luanne is about to collide with a truck): Bail!!! LUANNE: You thought I was in school with you? In college?
LUANNE: Buckley's Angel came back and I almost hit a wiener-wagon, but first, Buckley said that Jesus said that I was meant for something else, and I thought Jesus meant something worse. But then I remembered you telling me not to give up on my dreams, and I realized he meant something better. So I got my tuition back from Miss Kremzer and enrolled in Arlen Community College -- just like Jesus said! BUCKLEY: I just came back to say I'm sorry I bailed out of the car.
LUANNE (as Buckley leans in too close): No, that part's over.
KAHN: Buckley's Angel? Oh, I'm so alone! I have to commute to Houston every day -- that city one big stinkhole! Did I make the right decision, Buckley's Angel? Oh, Buckley's Angel! Why you not come to me instead of that redneck little hot potato? |