The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Get Your Freak Off"
Quotes from "Get Your Freak Off"
HANK: When I was your age, we had these things called songs. They were two-minute stories about falling in love or burning down Georgia. But I guess Hollywood decided we needed more criminals yelling about their lady friends'... baby-places.
HANK (listening to 4 Skore): Kinda sounds like the Beatles before they went nuts in India.
BOOMHAUER: Talkin' about dang ol' boy band, man... talkin' 'bout prance around, goin' "Oh oh oh oh..."
DALE: 4Skore is for pre-pubescent girls. Are you a pre-pubescent girl, Hank?
(ranking the men in the neighborhood by sex appeal)
JORDAN: I read a rumor on the Internet that Chris frosted his bangs.
HANK: They weren't dancing like you and I dance. They were enjoying it.
LUANNE: Lord, everything now is sex, sex, sex. It wasn't like this when I was growing up. What is going on with our children?
HANK: Then there was this godawful hip-shaking. It was like those lizards we saw on the Discovery channel.
DALE: Yep, kids are growing up way too fast, and we have no one to blame but the Dairy Council. They're shooting our milk up with hormones. Your Christina Ag-u-a-leras and your Shakiras are their prototypes.
KAHN: Minh, come quick! Redneck boy getting busy with lawn clippings!
PEGGY: You are making Bill look like Pierce Brosnan.
MRS. HILGEN-BRONSEN: Love the glasses on you two. Totally geek chic.
MR. BRONSEN: All you've gotta do is be Bobby's friend. If not, where is he gonna turn when he's in trouble?
JEN: Chaperoning? Nice job, Ronald Reagan.
PEGGY: Did you even see how cool those other parents were? They look like Chandler and Monica. And look at us, Andy Griffith and Aunt freakin' Bee!
BOBBY: Hey, Jordan, I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party, but you know how it is with parents. Oh, wait, you don't, 'cause yours are fine.
CLARK: I don't hear the sounds of ecstasy.
JORDAN: Do you have any pets?
MINH: All right, I'm coming around. Hank Hill pretty sexy. But not as sexy as Boomhauer.