The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Bobby Goes Nuts"
Quotes from "Bobby Goes Nuts"
KAHN: Lights out at 9:30. After that, no laughing. No singing.
SUSAN: I'd leave, but I already paid your dad for the continental breakfast.
KAHN: This is a sleepover, not a play-music-loud-all-night-over!
KAHN: Bobby Hill, out the window! Chane, you and your friends may use the door.
BOBBY: So taking those boxing lessons kept the bullies from picking on you?
INSTRUCTOR: Every one of you in this class is heavily armed right now. That's right: your keychains, your fists, that huge engagement ring... (to Bobby) Are you sure you're in the right class? This is women's self-defense.
BOBBY: Mom! Dad! Chane Wasonasong was waiting for me after school.
HANK: Well, all right, son! You know, that Chane Wasonasong must know all kinds of Oriental martial arts, and you beat him with good old American YMCA know-how.
JOSEPH: My dad says that whenever you're in a jail-type situation, the best way to survive is to take out the biggest guy there. That way you establish who's boss right from the get-go. Or you can hang yourself with your pants. He says that's another way to go.
BOBBY: I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.
CLARK: What are you gonna do? Are you gonna kick me in the nads?
PEGGY: What did I do? It was your idea to send him to the "Y" in the first place, so if anything, I could point the finger at you! But I won't. But I could.
HANK: This, Bobby, is the belt-line. You never, ever hit below that. Always above. Never below. Cassius Clay never hit below the belt.
HANK (practicing boxing with Bobby): You leave your face open, you're gonna get popped. See? Pop! Pop! Pop!
PEGGY: What about... the other one?
BILL: I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
CONNIE: You kicked your father? We all have those feelings, Bobby, but you never act on them!
KAHN: I heard what you did to Chane Wasonasong. Unforgivable! But then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny. So I'm conflicted.
PEGGY: That's right, Bobby, I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?
BOBBY: What are you so proud about? You had to get Mom to fight your battle for you. That's worse than me kicking below the belt.