The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Peggy's Headache"
Quotes from "Peggy's Headache"
(Doyle Harcavy's last "musings" column:)
(Peggy's rejected ideas for "musings":)
NANCY: Sug, I don't think she knows about us. Peggy's got such a trusting nature, she always believes the best in people. (beat) You know, suddenly I feel dirty. I'm going to take a shower.
JOHN REDCORN: The whales sing of joy and sorrow, of pain and loss. Like Leann Rhimes.
PEGGY: Hank, I just got my first musing: My husband calls me his better half because I "better half" dinner on the table when he gets home!
HANK: There's nothing wrong. It's good news. Your aunt had her headache cured by John Redcorn.
JOHN REDCORN: Hank, you are my friend. I would never heal your wife the way that I heal the wives of others.
HANK: How could you not know? I mean, look at Joseph, where do you think he came from?
PEGGY: You dirty bird!
BILL: Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn? This is the first I've heard of it. I am shocked, I mean I am shocked, that's what I mean, I am appalled.
PEGGY: "Let's face it, Angie Dickinson has lost her looks." "Mix pineapple juice with club soda, you've got yourself a big bucket of crap."
DALE: Look at that John Redcorn, he sure can swing!... John Redcorn never strikes out, right, Nancy?... Redcorn's gonna score again!... Wingo, man, he's going all the way!
PEGGY: My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing.
DALE: Your wife loves me and wants us to run off together. I have not yet been able to ascertain where.
PEGGY: You hear the expression "lie like a dog" often enough that it is almost a cliche. But more often than not, if someone is lying to you, they are a person. We all know someone who is lying to her husband. Every day we look the other way, we add a lie to a lie. Well, this reporter is not going to lie any more. And you can print that.
NANCY: Sug, listen. I love Dale, but in a lights-on sort of way.
PEGGY: Dale, Nancy is not the wife you think she is. And John Redcorn, well, he's not the friend you think he is.
DALE (on "Encino Man"): Pauly Shore, nineteen-ninety-two, cl-assic!
PEGGY: You know, Hank, I really --