The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Ho Yeah!"
Quotes from "Ho Yeah!"
Written by Alex Gregory & Peter Huyck
PEGGY: Personally, I like the "La Crepes Suzettes."
TAMMI: My mama and I haven't talked since I dropped out of school. Or maybe it was since I totalled her 'Vette.
PEGGY: The Thai food was Tammi's idea. The notion of taking it out was mine.
PEGGY: If Helen Keller can graduate from college, you can certainly get your GED.
BOBBY: This calls for a celebration. I'm staying up till eleven!
DALE: That Tammi's quite a dish. Frankly, though, I think Nancy has a nicer can. Hank, do you think Nancy has a nicer can than Tammi's can? Huh? My wife's can vis-a-vis your wife's friend's can?
PEGGY: She is gonna make someone a great wife, but it'll have to be someone who can hold her interest. Her dates never last more than an hour.
TAMMI: "Congo, by Michael Critch-ton." This is the kind of book that people read on planes!
COTTON: I hope you cleaned the bed-liner in your truck. I don't want no dirt on Hitler's canoe!
TAMMI: I think I would remember you.
DALE: All right, if no one's gonna say it to you, Hank, I'll say it: I am jealous of that hat!
ALABASTER: Miss Tammi Duvall works for me. I am her manager.
HANK: You get out your hooker-stuff of my house!
TAMMI: Dude, nobody thinks you're a pimp. But if you were a pimp, you'd be the coolest, nicest, most awesome pimp there ever was.
PEGGY: Hank, what are you doing?
TAMMI: Hank, don't! Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.
HANK: I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County. I play it straight up, yo.
You get the hell out of my hood. She's my ho now!
ALABASTER: Yo, how much you want for that Jasper brunette?
HANK: The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.