The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "The Incredible Hank"
Quotes from "The Incredible Hank"
BILL: I always wanted to run with the bulls. Sometimes, when I'm being chased by dogs, I pretend they're bulls.
HANK: The boy's got no fight in him. I don't get it. He spends five hours a day playing violent video games -- what's the point if they don't have any effect on him?
DALE: Now Joseph, he's bursting with testosterone. Hey, Joseph, wanna wrestle? (Joseph tackles Dale) Aaaaggh! Oh, God, it hurts! It hurts so much!
PEGGY: Bobby doesn't need testosterone, he needs his father's acceptance. If only his glands could secrete that!
PEGGY: There's a PMS for men?
DOCTOR: The stress you're feeling at work could be a result of IMS. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Just think of it like you're having your mensies.
HANK: Got-dang it, I can't find any clean socks! Dang it!
PEGGY: Bobby, do not lay this trip on your father while he's trying to enjoy his coffee. He's stressed enough without you interrupting his coffee-drinking time. All right, Hank, you're free to drink your coffee.
DALE: So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies.
NANCY: He is so energetic, and confident, and happy, and in shape, and-- oh, sug, he's having an affair.
HANK: Dinner can wait. Right now I say we hit the bedroom.
DOCTOR: Peggy, the amount of testosterone you've given Hank is dangerous. You've effectively caused him to go through puberty again.
HANK: A man does what he has to do, even if he doesn't want to. You didn't want to take a shower, but you did. Running with the bulls is my shower.
VICTOR: Obviously we wanted to say this to you now, in the event that you become dead sometime within the next half-hour.
HANK: Between the drugging and the lying, someone in this family has got to show a little got-dang integrity.
DOOLEY: Where's my soap?