The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"
Quotes from "Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"
BOBBY: Connie, come back! Oh! You are forcing me to protect you!
DALE: With the finest lotions, the softest tissues, and the most pleasing lighting design, the Port-a-Gribble will be a four-by-five-by-eight foot slice of paradise.
BILL (in the Port-a-Gribble): I feel like I'm a millionaire construction worker.
HANK: Peggy, if we get his bike, we'll be getting it for him until he's 16. Then we'll be getting his truck.
BOBBY: Fine, I'll go get the bike. Just make sure you videotape my chef programs while I'm in the coma.
SECURITY GUARD: I know it's tough in there for a freshman. They're animals. I got some advice for you: puff out your chest and walk like this. I saw a gorilla do that on a nature show. Scared the hell out of me.
BOBBY: Taco Bueno in high school? I thought that was just an urban legend.
BOBBY: Put me down! My growth is stunted. My kidneys are broken. I'm really a senior.
BOBBY: Wow, your cheerleaders really have boobies.
MR. STRICKLAND: Hank, pay the toilet man.
CONNIE: Bobby, they're sold out of prom tickets. It turns out all those nerds who said they had girlfriends at other schools weren't lying.
BOBBY: That's a high school girl I know from the children's hospital. She has a little tail. Not like a monkey, more like a hamster. They can't operate, so they're dissolving it with Compound W.
CONNIE: I thought they liked you because you're cool, not pitied you because you're a freak.
DALE: Here at Port-a-Gribble, we reserve the right to refuse service to no one. No shoes, no shirt, yes service!
DOOLEY: You got soaked.
BIG SENIOR: Yeah, soak in it! Soak in your lies, Kidney Boy!
GWEN STEFANI: I just got some terrible news. This next song is dedicated to the memory of Kidney Boy.