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The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Love Hurts and So Does Art" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "Love Hurts and So Does Art"
HANK: "New York style deli?" They think that's a selling point? LUANNE: What's a Kay-nish?
JOSEPH: I have tried tripping her. I've hid her lunch. I'm running out of ways to show her that I like her.
LUANNE: Oh, your first middle school dance. How romantic! You'll hold each other close and move in a circle over and over again, and then if she doesn't pass out drunk on you, well, the night will end in a clumsy slobbery kiss.
CARL: So you really like the chopped chicken liver?
(Luanne sees Hank holding two ice cube trays)
HANK: What's it gonna be, doctor? Whirlpool? Deep-heat massage? Or are you just gonna tell my son to play through the pain, because I'll support that. DOCTOR: I'm not gonna tell you it's normal for a twelve year-old boy to have gout, but it happens. Like that feral boy they found surviving on pig excrement. HANK: At least Peggy's excited about it. She's thinking of putting on earrings.
HANK: I specifically asked Bill not to give him that hat. BOBBY: My doctor says it's very rare. I'm the only kid under 70 to get this outside of the Gout Belt in the Lower Baltics. KAHN: There nothing funny about this, you hillbilly moron! Can't you see the juxtaposition of Hank's clogged-up colon with that skinny starving kid make deep statement about something? They cast stones at your colon from ignorance, Hank. Your ass is genius! Can you get me on guest list for chi-chi art gallery party? PEGGY: Caring for Bobby is nothing to be embarrassed about.
BOBBY: I've got gout!! HANK: You can have all the free expression you want, within the law. And in the State of Texas, there's a law against defaming beef. CONNIE: What about your gout?
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