The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Flirting with the Master"
Quotes from "Flirting With the Master"
NANCY: I'll bet he's even swarthier in person.
EDUARDO: I have a rule about personal appearances. I do them only for my charity work with the sick children, or for paid vacations on the cruise ships.
BOBBY: Mom, can I come meet him?
EDUARDO: If the moment is truthful, then stabbing to death el jefe with an icicle will come almost without conscious effort.
EDUARDO: I forget that we have many young viewers. We should probably do more episodes like the one about the monkey who smuggled the cocaine under his little hat.
TEENAGER: Say Vaya con Dios! Hey! Vaya con Dios, you pant-load!
HANK: There's a propane convention in Alberta?
LUANNE: I will do such a good job being you that you will not even know that you're gone.
HANK (as Peggy tries to kiss him): Peggy, not in the airport.
LUANNE: I got the recipe from Redbook. Which is actually a magazine.
NANCY: Did you flirt back?
LUANNE: Uncle Hank, V-8 juice has eight vitamins. Beer has one: barley.
EDUARDO: You are the ambassador's beautiful daughter, who speaks no Spanish. We hide in the drug lord's greenhouse. It is very hot and also very dangerous. You must stand close.
HANK: Luanne, stop trying to be your Aunt Peggy. You're no Peggy. You're fired.
PEGGY: He wants to kiss me much!
PEGGY: Senora Filipe, I just want you to know that nothing happened between us. Even though I was flattered by your husband's advances, I am a happily married woman. (to Eduardo) I am so sorry, but I am afraid I will not be able to satisfy your lust for me.
EDUARDO: I do not desire you in that way. You are -- how you say? -- old.
EDUARDO: Vaya con Dios. I meant that as myself, not, you know, the character.