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The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"
BOOMHAUER: Hey, man, talkin' 'bout true story, man, guy got those weather balloons up on a lawn chair... flew 16,000 feet... Bruce Dern played him in the dang ol' movie. JOE JACK: Uh-oh. Rabbit done peed on my head. HANK: Boy, that Joe Jack. He's never gonna get anywhere until he learns that sales are all about character.
HANK: What you do is wipe from her head to her feet. Remember, "Head to feet, you won't cause a leak. Feet to head, everyone's dead." DALE: There is a small-to-large chance you will develop high-altitude pulminary adaema, meaning your capillaries to flood with fluid, preventing adequate oxygenation, and a spiral of worsening hypoxia, leading to a slow and painful death.
BOBBY: My dad told me to calibrate the phlanges. Does this phlange look calibrated to you? (Bill is hanging from a chimney. A small girl looks out of her window at him.)
PEGGY: Children imitate success, Hank. I catch my students imitating me all the time. HANK (trying to be an aggressive salesman): You want me to tell you a joke? HANK: I can sell propane upside down and blindfolded, but not with my integrity tied behind my back. BOBBY: You should've seen Joe Jack. He pulled a flask out of his desk and started drinking. It was so funny!
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