The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "After the Mold Rush"
Quotes from "After the Mold Rush"
HANK: What kind of sick bastard runs a water-pipe through a stud without installing a nail-guard?
HANK: What can I do for you?
HOLGUIN: Don't worry, Mr. Hill, Rob Holguin is going to do everything it takes to get rid of this mold, and your insurance is going to pick up the tab. Everything from frictional irrigation with a concentrated chlorine solution to forced atmospheric dehydration.
PEGGY: Will we be okay to stay here?
HANK: If we've been sleeping in this room for twenty years, how come we've never had itching or asthma or any of those other problems we read about?
BOBBY: Can three family members share a living room without driving each other crazy?
HOLGUIN: There's no time to explain how it wasn't my fault! Go, go, go!
DALE: Leave it to you to make a hospital gown look unsexy, Hank.
PEGGY: Hey, Erin Brockovich has got mold. And Ed McMahon. Oh, it killed his dog Muffin. Maybe we'll meet them at a survivors' group.
HOLGUIN: I could throw a dart at the phone book and the house I pick would test positive for mold. And the phone book too.
HANK: The funny thing about this boot-remover -- well, not so much funny as educational -- is that it was owned by the man who fired the first shot at the battle of Gonzales.