The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Next of Shin"
Quotes from "Next of Shin"
PEGGY: I think it is time we see a fertility specialist.
NANCY: You don't take your clothes off at the doctor anymore, sug. Anything they need to see, they do it with a new machine called an MRI.
PEGGY: Hank, I have been sitting on these eggs for forty years. They are ready to hatch.
(Dr. Bhudamanjur knocks on the door of the bathroom where Hank is trying to give a sperm sample)
PEGGY: Hank, honey, now just because you scored eight million on your sperm test does not mean you did not give a hundred and ten million percent. I'd give you an A for effort.
DALE: Just so you know, I'm willing to drink beer you've sat on, I'm just not willing to reach for it.
COTTON: She ain't fat. I gots her knocked up!
COTTON: We was usin' four layers of protection, and my men still got through.
BOOMHAUER: Hey, man, you didn't hear it from me, man... got dang ol' reliable source, man... Dr. Rajav Bhudamanjur, talkin' 'bout dang ol' Chilly Willy.
COTTON: I ain't got a narrow ureety. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so damn wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to!
COTTON: I'm too old to be havin' babies.
BOBBY: Mom and Dad are gonna have another kid? Guess they want to get it right this time.
BOBBY: It's not fair. If I'd known this could happen, I'd have worked harder over the years. You know, exercised, cut down on the fruit pies, gotten a few Bs to raise my average.
HANK: Luanne, how did things go at the police station?
DALE: Eight topless bars and no Cotton. Of course, you'd be a lot more help if you'd open your eyes, Hank.
HANK: Have any of you seen an old man about yea high, possibly shouting obscenities?
COTTON: Hank, you ain't in competition with me. Hell, if it's a contest on who's the better daddy, you win. I mean, you made Bobby. All I made was you.