The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "An Officer and a Gentle Boy"
Quotes from "An Officer and a Gentle Boy"
BOBBY: The clock radio smells like my Game Boy, but it tastes like my library card. I wonder if it smells different when it's on?
HANK: I always wanted to go to the Academy.
PEGGY (to Bobby): I'm not sure what this means, but I once heard that when you're stuck in an unpleasant situation, it helps to just lie back and think of England.
COTTON: I can hardly waits to see my grandson all toughened up. Do you think you folks could mail me records of his daily beating logs?
BOBBY: Oh, dang, someone's coming! Lie back and think of England. Hugh Grant. Spice Girls. Paddington!
CRAFTS INSTRUCTOR: On the battlefield, you may find yourself stranded without enough water to survive. But with a sufficient quantity of mud, you will have the ability to create your own bowl, pot, urn, decanter or beaker to collect rain water.
COTTON: What the --? You made a bowl?
HANK: I told you it wasn't easy. You didn't believe me, did you?