The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Mutual of Omabwah"
Quotes from "Mutual of Omabwah"
BOBBY: So any time you break something, insurance gets you a new one? Hey, if you back the car into my bike, we could get a new car and a new bike.
HANK: I'm just so frustrated with Bobby. He thinks insurance is some magic fairy who just waves her wand and makes teenage jackassery disappear.
HANK: I want you to know our policy inside and out before you call Mitch Watson down at the insurance agency. Don't waste his time -- he'll hang up on you.
DALE: Come and get your freshly secreted honey! Don't be put off by Irwin Allen's The Swarm or the tedious Peter Fonda film Ulee's Gold!
BILL: This banana is delicious. The monkeys must never find out.
HANK: If Mitch asks, tell him this call is being monitored for quality assurance.
HANK (into the phone): Just give me your new address. And remember, we're all being monitored here.
HANK: Bobby, grab my checkbook. I'm gonna kick this guy's ass over the phone.
BOBBY: We could go to Six Flags and get a two-day pass. I think they call it a "twicket."
DALE: It's true, bee venom is the penecillin of the 21st century! It cures everything from toothaches to ADD! Isn't that right, young Joseph?
HANK: Why don't you go check the strapping on the water heater? Texas hasn't had a major earthquake in 165 years. We're due.
PEGGY: I only have twenties. Do you have anything smaller?
BILL: If everybody fried their food, there would be no war.
DALE: Your venom did nothing. You betrayed me. Well, you may have destroyed my arm, but my legs are still feeble yet functional!
HANK: Dale's in trouble. We need to go out there.
HANK: Bobby, this is not a big deal. It's just a little fire. And more bees than I remembered.
BOBBY: Mr. Dauterive's on fire!
DALE: Joseph, I'm having some sort of reaction. But I'm only allergic to shellfish and... bees. Joseph, I -- oh. You were never here, were you? This could be bad.
HANK: Hey, how'd you like to help adjust the deductible on our umbrella policy?