The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"
Quotes from "I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"
HANK: It says here that because of high produce prices, schools are yanking vegetables from their menus.
PEGGY: What if the garden was working for the football team?
BOBBY: Hey, Dad, wanna see me --
HANK: Organic garden? That's what hippies eat. When was the last time you saw a hippie that could take on an offensive tackle?
BOBBY (after eating an organic strawberry): Mm! So that's why people eat fruit!
HANK: Peggy, I have to admit this stuff looks so good, I might become a vegetarian. Heh-heh-heh. Not really.
DALE: What exactly are you trying to do, Hank? Turn our school into some kind of bohemian Montessori lovefest?
DALE: You know what would make this baby sing? Bat guano. Nature's miracle-grow.
HANK: Why does every book about organic gardens have naked people in it?
PEGGY: Oh, my God, you grew a garden of lies.
HANK: Is there anything beer can't do?
DALE: Oh, God, we've awakened a sleeping, pooping giant!
HANK: I just wanted to tell you all how proud I am. You've overcome the elements, the bugs, and, God knows, your own limitations.
HANK: Peggy, this is an organic garden! Spraying chemicals is the only thing you're not allowed to do!
PEGGY: I had no choice. You can't get anything good without chemicals. Chemicals are what keep my hair so high and brown.
BOOMHAUER: Step up, man, get that little ol' guano, man, just like them dang ol' Egyptians, man, gonna change your life, yo... guaranteed to be fresh, man.
BOBBY: We have been working on this garden for a week, and I've tried to resist, but... Dad, give me a wheelbarrow ride.
PEGGY: I've gone straight, I swear. I'm off chemicals. I didn't even use any shampoo or soap or deodorant this morning. Smell me!