The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Peggy's Pageant Fever"
Quotes from "Peggy's Pageant Fever"
PEGGY: Hank, do you think I could win the Mrs. Heimlich pageant if I entered?
PEGGY: How would we rate me? I'd say, Face: A minus. Body: B... plus. Personality: A plus. Brains: A plus. So with my looks and my brains, and my muchos talentos, I should have an advantage over these bimbos!
PEGGY: Hank, a car is fine, but a truck is a force.
BILL: Peggy's gonna win. She's every man's fantasy.
HELEN: I'm going to have to look out for you. You're very congenial.
LUANNE: Mrs. Heimlich County let me try on her crown and sash. Did you know she can play the lap-still guitar, and she only has nine percent body fat, and it's all in her breasts?
BOBBY (looking at an old photo): Who's that kissing Dad?
PEGGY: Hank, do you think I'll turn into one of those women you see at the Mega Lo Mart who wears white stretch pants and doesn't tuck in her shirt any more?
MR. STRICKLAND: Well, I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting this little filly before.
PEGGY: Every year they pick the same type of woman to win: Skinny, big hair, bleached blonde --
LUANNE: Oh, don't you look... smart.
MINH: Where your clown car, Peggy Hill? Hey, you look like Ronald McDonald, you bozo, Peggy Hill! (Peggy drives away) Sheesh, she so stuck-up. Not even say hello.
MR. STRICKLAND: This is the most I've ever spent on a woman without getting anything in return, if you know what I mean.
LUANNE: Oh, my god! You're firing me as your stylist?
PEGGY: So, can you fix this?
BOBBY: Wow, Mom, you look like you could star in a headache commercial!
HANK: Your aunt has always had a lot of confidence about her looks, which is good. But now she's got herself in kind of a bind. She's either got to admit to herself that she can't win the truck, and quit, or stay in the pageant and, well, probably lose. Either way, it's going to hurt.
PEGGY: Helen, by any chance do you have any spare tape? My ass has come loose.
HANK: I figured since you were only doing this for the truck, I'd save you the trouble.