The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Pigmalion"
Quotes from "Pigmalion"
Written by Jonathan Collier
Directed by Dominic Polcino
PEGGY: The Learning Annex is offering a class on the joy of enterpreneuring -- I signed you up.
TRIP: My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
TRIP: Does the young lady have a question?
HANK: Sometimes men aren't interested in what they say they're interested in. To put it bluntly, they're more interested in something else.
LUANNE: You know so much, and I know so little. I hope that doesn't make you think I'm stupid.
DALE: Whose house are we gonna be T.P.-ing this year?
TRIP: Hank, how would you like a ride in a hot-air balloon? I don't need to tell you it's powered by propane.
PEGGY: You may be rich, but all the money in the world cannot buy you the most precious gift of all: My respect!
LUANNE: Aunt Peggy, Trip thinks no one ever solved anything with a run-on sentence.
LUANNE: I am a proud ignorant woman and no one is going to change that!
TRIP: You wiped your eyes on my tie. That's okay! It's an amazing fabric.
LUANNE: I might have grown up poor, but I never met anyone who kept a pig in the house.
TRIP: Your head hasn't been harmed. It's been improved. I took the liberty of dying it while you were asleep for the last fourteen hours.
PEGGY: You look nice, Luanne.
XAVIER (plaintively): Life is a series of compromises.
TRIP: Where did Luanne go?
TRIP: Trust me, Luanne, this is for the best! We agreed that I would do the thinking for both of us!
LUANNE: At least Trip seemed happy, and now he's in a better place.