The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"
Quotes from "Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"
KAHN: Okay, this very simple. You all come to my big Pimai party, get out of your stinking pigpens for a night, see what it's like to live in a Pottery Barn catalogue.
HANK: So Kahn's party is for real. I'm gonna R.S.V.P. I'm not going.
BOBBY: Your dad's days of hating me are coming to a close. Who can hate a kid who can Charleston?
PEGGY: Let's practice. I'll be Kahn. A-hem: You are a dumb redneck!
KAHN: They are coming to our party, and Ted says they are bringing along important monks.
KAHN: These monks are looking for reborn spirit of some lama, name of Lama Sanglug. Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual bigshot any way you slice it.
CONNIE: What makes everyone so sure that Chane's the lama?
TED: Okay, son, you the lama! You the lama!
MINH: Get out of my way, redneck! It's test time!
HANK: The Buddhist monks think Bobby's a holy man. Now that's just sad.
HANK: No way. No got-dang way!
REVEREND STROUP: Bobby, do ya love Jesus?
BOBBY: Let the wind take the world away. What do you hear inside, Connie?
PEGGY (reading a bumper sticker): "My child is on the honor roll at Westview Elementary." Oh, yeah? Well, my child is God to billions of Asians!
CHANE: I'm glad I'm not the lama. The Chane Train stops for the ladies.
BILL: So, how long you been celibate?
JUNIOR MONK: There is a Buddhist saying: "As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, the wind cannot overturn a mountain."
KAHN: There, there, Kahn Jr. We know how you must feel, but really, you just dodged a chubby white bullet.
HANK: Lord? Hank Hill here, Methodist. Sorry about missing the homeless prayer service. Now, about Bobby, I'm pretty sure we're on the same page about this lama thing. I was kind of hoping you could have him fail this test tomorrow, you know, like you've had him fail so many tests in the past. Oh, and the starving kids. Gotta go, amen.
BOBBY: I can pick anything I see on this rug?
MONK # 1: But that was Sanglug's mirror.