The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Racist Dawg"
Quotes from "Racist Dawg"
BOBBY: Mom, why is Mr. Dauterive kissing Dad?
BILL: I smelled something coming from your house. Not the usual smell of cooking...pine cleaner...happiness.
HANK: You must be the repairman Peggy hired behind my back.
BOOMHAUER: Talkin' bout ol' Ladybird, man...got the disposition of a dove, man...like, coo-coo-coo, you know what I'm sayin'?
HANK: You've got to believe me, Ladybird is not prejudiced.
PEGGY: I'll tell you something right now: We cannot afford to have that dog running amok, biting every black person she sees. It makes us look like a bunch of ignorant rednecks. Oh, and it's bad for black people too.
HANK: Bobby, I know you're knowledgeable of black videos and whatnot, and right now I need you to use your love of Puffy and Diddy and Snoopy to help me.
BOBBY: Check out his bling-bling!
BUDDHA SACK: Look, I know you're not like that, but if it makes you feel any better, you should take this internet test my brother made us take last Christmas. It's a good test. It said I was racially unbiased, and I love gay people. Didn't see that one coming, but I'm happy.
BUDDHA SACK: Hank's taking the racist test.
(Click here to see the real online racial bias test that inspired the spoof in this episode.)
BOBBY: If you found those dolls in my room, I swear I've never seen them before.
HANK: I don't know what got into her. Ladybird just started biting this -- white guy. A white guy! Ladybird's biting a white guy, Peggy!