The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Rich Hank, Poor Hank"
Quotes from "Rich Hank, Poor Hank"
BOBBY (shopping for a wallet): This one's pretty snazzy, and it looks like it could hold a ton of money. That way, if I wanted to impress someone, I could pull out a really big wad of cash -- bam! Dad, gimme a big wad of cash!
HANK: Bobby, only jackasses go around saying how much money they make.
(In Bobby's fantasy)
CONNIE: I don't know, Bobby. We've lived next door to you for a long time, and you don't seem rich. I mean, you guys don't have half the stuff we do, and everything you do have, we have a better version of.
CONNIE: Maybe your dad is one of those rich misers. A lot of rich people are crazy. They hang onto every penny. Howard Hughes wore Kleenex boxes on his feet, and he wrote an instruction manual on the exact way his staff should serve him a peach.
NANCY: Joseph, sug, you know better than to spread silly gossip. What did Reverend Stroup say? It was something about Jesus, and gossip, and it rhymed.
DALE: "The Millionaire Next Door." I read that book, but I had no idea it was about Hank.
BOOMHAUER: Yeah, dang ol' money's like the wind, man, you only feel it when it's movin'.
JOHN REDCORN: Hank, America is aging. The Baby Boomers will soon become the Senior Boomers. As a recognized leader in the healing industry, I am in a unique position to capture this emerging market. I think you know where I'm going with this. For your investment of only a million dollars --
HANK: Good job, Bobby. Hey, it looks hot up there. Why don't you come down and take a break?
DALE: So Hank frittered away his fortune. God, if Peggy was the best he could do with money, what's going to happen now when she leaves him?