The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Bill of Sales"
Quotes from "Bill of Sales"
HANK: I know you miss running that restaurant --
PEGGY: "MetaLife." What is that?
LANEY: Peggy, if you want to be your own boss, come and work for me.
HANK: Sounds to me like one of those pyramid schemes.
BOBBY: This doesn't taste like raspberry truffle.
DALE: Well, it's probably about time I apologized for my misguided Y2K hysteria. Who would have guessed the whole thing would go off without a hitch? Really brought the country together. Yep, best thing that could ever happen, Y2K.... (his voice trails off)
HANK: I can't sell at the office. It's a propane place. I need to keep that pure.
BILL: Peggy! If I knew you were coming, I would have put on pants.
PEGGY: Oh, Hank, my very first business trip! I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.
BILL: I will have you know, young lady, you are talking to the sort of woman who would never ever share a room with the sort of man who is talking to you now.
HANK: So, Luanne, you still going to community college?
HANK: When's this movie over? I want to watch the news.
PEGGY: This is the double diamond pin that you won. I think you deserve it even more than I do.
LANEY: You can't return product. That's just not how the system works.
PEGGY: Everything was going great, but then when I tried to motivate him -- that's a management term -- with a little praise -- my term -- he goes plumb loco! -- Spanish term.
PEGGY: Bill has had a hard life, and he likes it that way. He likes to be treated badly.
BOBBY: Come on, there's plenty to work with. It's Bill Dauterive. I mean, he's bald, but he has dandruff. What's that all about?
PEGGY: One chance. My garage, tomorrow morning, 7:00.
PEGGY: Yes, Bill, I am your friend. Although I haven't always been a good one, taking advantage of your low self-esteem to boost my already healthy esteem. And for that I apologize.