The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Stressed For Success"
Quotes from "Stressed For Success"
TEACHER: Bobby, you were supposed to research an actual president. Martin Sheen is an actor.
HANK: You can't keep coming home after school and plopping down in front of the TV.
HANK: Now go start that report.
HANK: Since when is pop culture academic?
PEGGY: Just think, if I hadn't sat him in front of the TV to keep him from crying, we would not be here today.
HANK: You know, I wanted Bobby to become the kind of kid who did stuff after school, but the stuff after school is just becoming more like Bobby.
HANK: I can't believe you're giving him breakfast in bed. Breakfast was his only motivation to leave his room.
CONNIE: I'm glad you joined the Quiz Bowl team, Bobby. I really, really like winning.
BOBBY: Do sweeps start this week or next?
DIRECTOR (on audio commentary): When I directed this scene, the sky wasn't sad enough. Read how we fixed it in post in the companion book.
KELLY CLARKSON: I'm Kelly Clarkson. I won American Idol and my debut album went to number one. One song on my album I wrote with Christina Aguilera, who was in the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Justin is a member of N'Sync. They sang on the soundtrack of The Grinch, starring Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey was in a movie with Renee Zellwegger, who's worked with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who's worked with John Cusack, who has a house in Malibu near Pamela Anderson, who dated Scott Baio, who was on Happy Days with Ron Howard, who directed Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, who is married to Rita Wilson, who was in Mixed Nuts with Steve Martin, who...
DOCTOR: Teen stress is a very serious problem. It can lead to ulcers and all kinds of medical concerns.
PEGGY: It says here that what Bobby needs is a lifestyle change. Their words, my emphasis.
PEGGY: Okay. I just burned myself. But you are very, very safe.
BILL: It's tough being a kid these days, Hank. All we had to worry about was Vietnam, Charles Manson, swine flu...
HANK: Stress isn't bad, Bobby. Heck, if we weren't stressed about the Nazis taking over Europe, we would never have fought World War Two.