The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Sug Night"
Quotes from "Sug Night"
HANK: ...And a notch up from the Wagner Char-King Superiore is the Wagner Char-King Imperiale. Wagner's a fantastic company. They're based out of El Paso, so they've got American ingenuity and Texas craftsmanship built right in.
PEGGY: Here's your egg sandwich, Hank. I cannot legally call it a McMuffin, but you will never know the difference.
PEGGY (describing her dream): I murdered Principal Moss, Hank. But instead of making me the new principal, they appointed me Queen of the school district. I had an emerald crown.
HANK: If I was bored of Peggy, I'd be having dreams in which I was bored of Peggy, not grilling naked with the neighbor's wife.
HANK: Nobody makes cheese like the Americans, I tell you what.
DALE: I know all about your naked dream with my wife! That's right, John Redcorn told me everything. He's a true friend, unlike you.
PEGGY: Hank, I would like to apologize. So I will. Words were exchanged, and I may have gotten the better of you. I am sorry.
HANK: Peggy, believe me, if I could go back in time and stay awake during... relations... I would.
PEGGY: I am not threatened by you!
PEGGY: Tell me, how do you and Dale keep the sauce simmering in your marriage? And don't say "communicate," because there are some things Hank just will not do.
BILL: Which of us hasn't had an innocent sex dream about a friend's wife?
HANK: I am not exposing myself in public. That's illegal. The press would have a field day. You know how they're always trying to take propane down a notch.
HANK: Sure, at the 7-11 you need shoes and a shirt, but here in Paradise, hey, let's all get nude.
PEGGY: Hank, why don't we go someplace more private? You certainly can't live out your fantasy with all these naked women around.
PEGGY: You don't want me anymore. You want other women. Younger, equally pretty women.
PEGGY: Wait a minute, are you turned on by the propane?