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The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Talking Shop!" Click here to return to the Main Quotes Page Quotes from "Talking Shop!"
BOBBY: Think about it: why do guys like us keep striking out with the ladies?
BOBBY: What we need is a class full of girls who don't know us very well.
HANK: No good ever came from kids talking to other kids about their problems. HANK: You've got to think long-term, Bobby. Auto shop is where boys become the men that girls will want when they become women. It worked for me.
HANK: I'll buy him an old junker car and we can restore her together. We'll stay up late fixing her up, just me and my boy. Then one day, when we're all finished, Bobby will get in that car and he'll drive away. And then I can die a happy man. Yep.
JOSEPH: Are you sure this is a good idea?
JOSEPH: I read a story on the internet that started just like this. It ended nicely. BOBBY: I am shocked by your behavior! Can't you see we are here to heal? HANK: It's false advertising. It's advertised as a junker, but it's in moderate-to-good condition.
JENNY MEDINA: Aren't you supposed to say something or something?
STACEY: Aren't you the kid they had to cut out of the soccer net?
BOBBY: Dooley, I don't think you want to beat up Randy. I think you just want someone to notice your new shoes.
JENNY MEDINA: You mean like a date?
BOBBY: The brain is a fascinating organ. It's the biggest organ you have.
HANK: I didn't know if you were a Ford man or a Chevy man. It was the happiest problem I've ever faced. BOBBY: You know, Dad, I think your obsession with auto shop stems from your unresolved feelings about your father. And maybe we should explore some of those feelings.
STACEY: I know you were expecting to hear my report on the desert peckery, but I've decided to do my report on another pig: Tony Hesperia, also known as bastardus boyfriendus. That's right, Tony! This relationship is extinct! But I'll be all right, because I've made a new discovery: Bobby Hill, an awesomus guyus. His characteristics are caring and compassion. He's so sweet and loving and he's always there when I need him.
BOBBY: Stacey, here's the thing. As a counselor, my ethics mean everything to me. And since I'm already dating one of my clients...
JENNY MEDINA: Bobby, people are saying that you drove Stacey Gibson crazy. And I'm not looking for that right now. BOBBY: What was it about me that you found so irresistible?
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