The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "King of the Ant Hill"
Quotes from "King of the Ant Hill"
HANK: Damn, I've poured my whole life into this lawn. My heart, my soul, the tender feelings I've held back from my family.
PEGGY: Bethany, it does not matter if your avocaydoes are hard. Life is hard. You cannot make authentic guaycamowl out of lima beans and Ritz crackers. (hangs up) Oh, these people! Gringos!
PEGGY: Would you please tell Boomhauer that Swiss cheese is not Mehican, it is American.
DALE: Wingo, man!
DALE (on the Queen Ant): She can lay a million eggs in a twenty-four hour period.
DALE: I see what's going on here -- you've got another exterminator. Is he licensed? Is he bonded? Is that it, Hank? Do you want someone who's licensed and bonded?
PEGGY: Why are men so attracted to hoes?
HANK: Without my lawn, I am Bill. Do you want to be married to Bill?
KAHN: Hank Hill, someone steal my TV Guide out of mailbox. First I think it Bill. But then I think, can Bill read?
PEGGY: It's called Eco-Kill, Hank. The government would not let them use the term "eco" unless it was ecologically safe.
HANK: This is exactly what those environmentalists should be spending their time on: Finding ways to use nature against other forms of nature that are inconvenient to man.
BOBBY: Hey, look at that chubby white one. It reminds me of me before my growth spurt.
HANK: Okay, ants, put your heads between your six legs and kiss your butt goodbye!
DOOLEY: You've got ants.
BOOMHAUER: Ashes to ashes, man, dang ol' ashes to ashes.
LUANNE: Aunt Peggy, Buckley wants to bring his .38 to shoot off at the block party, but Uncle Hank said nothing bigger than a .22.
BOBBY: Feed, my Queen, feed.
NANCY: Oh, sugar. We're out of sugar, sug.
PEGGY: How could you do it? How could you plant fire ants on our lawn?
HANK: You sacrificed your life to save my son. I guess that makes us even for you ruining my lawn.
DALE: While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?
BILL: I've been saving this for someone special. But I guess she's never coming back.
BOOMHAUER: Yee-ha, ol' Hank, everybody's friend, richest man in the world, just like that old Jimmy...yo.
HANK: I especially want to thank Dale Gribble. Without his paranoid and, well, hateful nature, I never would have learned what kind of beating a friendship can survive. You're my best friend, Dale.