The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Bobby Slam"
Quotes from "Bobby Slam"
PEGGY: I told her you were busy "wrestling" with some word problems. (laughs) Oh, Peggy!
DOUG: Why choose basketball? Well, for one thing, it's the only sport where you get to bounce a ball. Bounce a football -- that's a fumble, isn't it? Baseball -- no bouncing at all. Bounce a ball in hockey -- that's a mandatory drug test right there. So join the basketball team. Thank you.
PEGGY: We are offering you girls a special program that combines the thrills of wrestling with the skills of basketball, in something we call "General Sports."
BOBBY: Dad, guess what? I joined a team!
DOOLEY (waiting outside the principal's office with Peggy): What are you here for?
PEGGY: Hank, what if Bobby was a girl?
BOBBY: You didn't use real wrestling. If you use real wrestling, it's impossible to get out of that hold.
CONNIE: Maybe sports wasn't such a good idea. Maybe I should do yearbook instead, or chess club.
PEGGY: Title IX of the Civil Rights Act clearly prohibits sex discrimination in public schools, and guarantees equal athletic opportunities for all boys and girls.
CONNIE: Dad, maybe being on the wrestling team can help me get into Harvard. Remember how disappointed you were with my application essay? You said my first draft lacked life experience.
KAHN: If my girl doesn't wrestle, I'll show you who put the sue in Souphanousinphone!
COACH: This all goes back to Title IX, Dick Nixon's biggest mistake.
HANK: It's all well and good to talk about equal rights until some man loses his job. How is that equal?
HANK: I thought you were busy teaching girls to blow up basketballs. When did this turn into a desire to ruin wrestling?
PEGGY: Connie is picking up the bat that was ripped out of my hands as a little girl by that little man from the Little League. But Bobby -- Bobby's my only son. I don't know if I can choose.
DALE: Wrestling a girl. That's a tough one, Bobby. If you win, you get the shame of having beat up a girl. If you lose, you just better hope she snaps your neck. That's the quickest way.
CONNIE: Can we please just forget I ever said anything about this stupid wrestling thing?
PEGGY: Luanne! Quarters!!!
PEGGY: I'm sorry, little Jeffrey.
KAHN: Mom capture everything on video camera, include in Harvard application.
HANK: Son, I know everyone's been filling your head with crazy stuff, but I just want you to know this: Connie killed your frog.
COACH: That's not Olympic-style wrestling.
CONNIE: I wanna go to a party school! Yeah! Chico State!
HANK: Look at him explode! That's my boy!