The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "De-Kahnstructing Henry"
Quotes from "De-Kahnstructing Henry"
HANK: I don't need a promotion. As assistant manager of Strickland Propane, I'm already at the top.
KAHN: I new systems manager.
KAHN: I call France on this phone whenever I want. France Europe, Huckleberry!
KAHN: Now prepare your brain for razzle-dazzle!
KAHN: Get off my company's property!
HANK: Dale, are you posting our conversations on the Internet again?
PEGGY: You know who's responsible for gossip? Gossipers. You are nothing but a Chatty Cathy, Hank. A giant 200-pound Chatty Cathy.
MINH: Something like this only make us appreciate how many things we have. How many, many things.
UNEMPLOYMENT MAN: I'm sorry, sir, but your previous employer has filed an objection. Under "reason for dismissal" they checked "other" and wrote in "treason."
CHUCK MANGIONE: Hey, man, I'm having a concert this Sunday -- could I put up one of my posters in your window?
KAHN: I can't help you! I can't help any of you stupid people! "How does this machine work, Mr. Kahn?" "How do I print?" "How do I save?" It "Control-S," you morons! It always "Control-S!"
CONNIE: Oh, Bobby, pretty soon we'll have a secret language we can speak in school.
HANK: Peggy, is it my fault he makes people hate him? I don't whisper in his ear every morning, "Be a jerk." That comes from within.
MINH: This not the first time Kahn fired. Orange County... Portland... Mississippi, for God's sake!
PEGGY: What would you do if Dale suddenly left you high and dry like that?
BILL: It's like he's got two families. Two families! I think that's unfair, when some of us don't even have the one.
KAHN: I not go home without new kick-ass job. I show you. I get new job that make you cry every day.
MINH: I'm not moving again. People here grudgingly accept us. That's rare.
KAHN: Are you laughing, or crying because of my great new car? Six CD changer in trunk!