The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Apres Hank, Le Deluge"
Quotes from "Apres Hank, Le Deluge"
DALE (giving his turtle a cigarette): Find land. Plant this. I will meet you at the rendezvous.
LUANNE: Did Uncle Hank order a duck? Because there's one in the mailbox.
HANK: They say one of the big problems in a shelter is that people often get shelter shock, where they become dependent and childlike. We don't have a lot of room for error with Bobby.
LUANNE (on lightning): It's like God took our picture before He kills us.
HANK: Remember, Ladybird, the other dogs will be looking to you for leadership. Be strong.
KAHN: Chaos already ruling. This like when city of Luang Phrabang fall, and we snag sweet diplomatic license plates!
BOBBY: I always thought I'd die in this gym.
BOBBY: Mom, can I go play hide-and-seek with Joseph?
WOMAN: He's the Arlen Flooder!
JOSEPH: Hey, let's go to the girls' locker room and stand where naked girls have stood!
KAHN: Ah, best location in all of gym is ours. Yes, people admire us. But how do we make them fear us?
HANK: Dale, put that stuff down.
KAHN: Your hillbilly friend is drunk on power for once, instead of corn-squeezin's.
KAHN: Don't worry, I support coup. And maybe then you give me five minutes alone with sticky-bun cart.
DALE: So, Nancy, what do you think of my ark? Pretty yare, huh?
KAHN: Go, you mighty behemoth!
CONNIE: You can't just stick fake pictures of yourself in the yearbook!
HANK: Bill, you got lucky. The flood ended before we ran out of food and toilet paper. But now it's time to do your job. The goal of a shelter leader is to get these people out of here and back to their real lives.