The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Redcorn Gambles With His Future"
Quotes from "Redcorn Gambles With His Future"
WAITRESS: Buon giorno. What can I get you?
HANK: I will treat this picnic with all the gravity and seriousness it requires.
MR. STRICKLAND: You're the lead monkey on the back of this ostrich.
LUCKY: We're either ahead of our times or possibly way behind, stuck in some more classical time. But either way, us and our times aren't seeing eye to eye.
PEGGY: Entertainment is the only thing that distracts people from realizing how much they don't like each other.
HANK: Finding a band for under a hundred dollars is harder than you think.
HANK: You see what kind of pressure I'm under?
HANK: The guy asked me if I wanted honey-mustard and I almost took a swing at him. Long story short, I got a good deal on classic yellow.
DALE: You know what loosens the caboose of any party? Big Mountain Fudgecake! Want me to see if they're available?
BOBBY (on Bloomers): He does "imagi-tainment."
JOHN REDCORN: Let's open with "I Need Money." We can transition to "Gotta Get Money" and do a whole money medley.
DALE: Listen, Yoko, I'm the manager of this act and I'm sick of you trying to split them apart!
BILL: I made a lot of my life decisions at a Foghat concert. I stand by them.
COP: We're shutting you down, sir. This is an illegal gaming establishment.
JOHN REDCORN: How could you not know there was no gaming in Texas?
JOHN REDCORN: I could sue you.
DALE: Come on, guys. Did we give up when I left the "e" off of all of our merchandise? No, and we wore those "Fudgecak" T-shirts with pride.
LUCKY: You look like I feel whenever I run over one of my dogs.
OCTAVIO: Gribble? Got him.
ELVIN: I don't play family picnics. It'd send the wrong message. I ain't going.
JOHN REDCORN: There was that song I wrote about killing myself. I could re-write it so it's about personal hygeine.
DALE: Yeah, when I first found Redcorn, he was in some go-nowhere Whitesnake meets White Lion meets Great White ripoff group. But I recreated him as the Native American Raffi.