The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"
Quotes from "Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"
HANK: Look, son, there's Big Tex. He's like the Grand Canyon and the Statue of Liberty rolled into one.
LUANNE: If the election were held today, I would vote for... nobody. I know that elections don't happen today. They happen on Tuesdays in months ending in "vember."
DALE: Rules are rules, Hank. Without rules there would be chaos. That's why we no longer visit the public pool.
MELLY-ANNE: I'm afraid we're only showing this house to potential buyers. No Looky-Lous.
PEGGY: We have got to come back. If we do not get to see that laundry room, then the victim will have died in vain.
LUANNE: I hate smoke. It makes me feel like I just kissed a guy who smokes. Not that you'd know what it's like to kiss a guy. Well, some guys do, just not you.
HANK: You mean some kind of crazy protest grill? That's not the kind of thing I normally go in for.
LUANNE: I want to celebrate. Toss another bucket of propane on the fire!
BOOMHAUER: I love ol' Hank, man, but got-dang, talkin' 'bout "Propane, propane, propane." Y'know, I don't talk about what I do for a living, man.
LUANNE: Wow, it looks like you hate everything. Do you think you could hate charcoal too?
DYLAN: Charcoal is murder!
DALE: So, Bobby, are you upset about Luanne usurping your first-born male right of primogrillature?
DALE: You're as good at telling me what to do as your dad is!
LUANNE (in Big Tex): If you don't use propane, I'm going to stomp on you! Uh... how do you lift the legs?
LUANNE: Listen, Texas! Our forests are dying to make the charcoal to burn the flesh of the cows you've murdered!
HANK: Even though I still think what you're doing is asinine, if you come down, we can talk about it. Like adults.
LUANNE: Well, Officer, I'm an adult now and I'm ready to do what grown-up people do: go to jail.
HANK: Tell me, is Big Tex as amazing on the inside as he is on the outside?
BIG TEX: Howdy, folks! Today, State Grill-Off! Clog dancing unlimited! The world's smallest hippo! Howdy! Thursday night, livestock show! Free diabetes screenings! Howdy! Sunday night, salute to the pecan!