The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Revenge of the Lutefisk"
Quotes from "Revenge of the Lutefisk"
REVEREND THOMASON: And now, friends, I'm sad to say I've decided to retire from Arlen First Methodist.
DALE: So it's up and running. The secret lab in the basement of the Harvard Divinity School where they ordain women surgically.
HANK: I told you to stop sending my dad "The Gribble Report."
COTTON: Leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack!
REVEREND STROUP: I just spoke to the arson investigator. His investigation points to arson!
PEGGY: Our dear, sweet, sensitive little boy. He feels everything so deeply, like a poet. A cowboy poet.
REVEREND STROUP: Protestant and Catholic, Jew and Buddhist, man and woman, we are all brought together today by hate.
COTTON: It's only a matter of time before they accuse me of church-burnery.
COTTON: Look for the man with the terrible smell! He's the one you want! You hear me? The man with the terrible smell!
PEGGY: I have always said that that man is capable of anything. Before, people used to look away or pretend not to hear me. But now they will all have to nod in agreement, yes they will.
DIDI: Cotton burned down a church. Now our baby will grow up without a father. Not your'n and my baby -- Cotton's and my baby.
COTTON: If I can take a bullet for my grandson, I'll do it. But not in the face -- that's how I make my livin's.
BOBBY: Mom, as long as we're confessing: remember when Grandpa broke the arm of your Boggle trophy 'cause he was playing soccer in the house?