The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "The Petriot Act"
Quotes from "The Petriot Act"
HANK: Boy, Bill, that is a magnificent animal.
BILL: Anyone can join. All you have to do is take a pledge to perform all functions necessary and possible for the animal's well-being.
HANK: I thought I made it very clear that we didn't want Duke until after we got back from our vacation.
BOBBY: Why do we need toilet seat covers?
BILL: I just got a gift basket from my G.I. He's a Blue Angel! He's the one who made France mad by flying under the Eiffel Tower.
DALE: Uh, Hank, looks like that cat ate your dog.
DALE: Hank, looks like the cat is out of the bag! (laughs) Oh, this has been a cat-astrophe! (laughs) Uh... cat. Uh... you got a cat! (laughs)
HANK: Oh, my God, that cat has soiled in my shoes! Where is he?
TOMMY: You're in good hands. I don't have a pet, but I'd bring my son here if they'd let me.
DR. LESLIE: Would it kill you not to go on vacation? Because it might kill Duke.
PEGGY: $150 for a feline enema? I could do it for half that!
HANK: You can keep the pen. It's from some company that makes Viagra for lizards.
PEGGY: You know, just being away from Duke feels like a holiday.